QUICK CAKE

[Bill Lees]

I think I may have messed my pants a bit.

You're clearly not following these recipes closely enough. You were supposed to use a mug.

For my man mess? What sort of websites are you visiting Bill?

Posh ones :

[Obvious Pseudonym]

Rofl.
Mind you, if it's got Helen Mirren in it I'll watch it. Except for Private Witness, or whatever that Linda Lusardi series was.

Mmmm... Helen Mirren.